Fifteen out of Nineteen Tentacles

Author: file13

Date: January 13, 2003

by file13
1-13-03
Christmas used to be boring before I, Lord Cthulhu, broke free from R'lyeh and conquered the North Pole...
Ho ho ho! Have you been a good boy, Timmy? How would you like a choo-choo?
My name's Abdul. And did you just say Jew-Jew, fat infidel?
I'm sorry. How about a First Class ticket to Los Angeles and a boxcutter?
Now you're talking! Allah Akbhar! There is no God but Allah!
See what I mean? Santa's to blame for terrorism. And you puny humans were blaming the Saudis for all the evil in the world. Shame on you!