Officer Murphy Meets Frosty.

Author: file13

Date: January 14, 2003

by file13
1-14-03
What's the problem, sir?
I'd like to report a robbery. But it's rather personal...
You can tell me, Sir. What was stolen from you?
See those kids over there throwing snowballs at each other? Well... um... they're mine, and...
The boys at the station put LSD on my notepad again, didn't they?
Don't worry, officer, I'll talk you down. Just breathe deep and try not to claw your eyes out.