Waiting to see the Pope

Author: file13

Date: January 14, 2003

by file13
1-14-03
Wow, that's a big flag. This line to see the Pope is so long, I'm still in Italy...
Man, this line goes on forever... I wonder if I can pee right here?
I've been waiting here since Christmas... it's mid-January, for Chrissakes!
Do I use the butcher's knife or the paring knife when I finally meet him?
I sure hope the Pope pardons me for all those children I molested...
I bet the Pope's dead already... I'd better not lose my place if they hire a new one.