Life in the year 1,001,998

Author: file13

Date: January 15, 2003

by file13
1-15-03
Back in 1998
Mr. President? Bill? Big Willy, where are you....
I'm right here.
Oh, you scared me. Hold on a second... let me unzip you and... *slurp*
*slurp* *slurp* Um, do you think anybody will ever find out about this?
Never in a million years, Monica...
What's that smell?