Yeah, this gag's been Donne to death...

Author: file13

Date: January 16, 2003

by file13
1-16-03
Me be not proud, though some have called me mighty and dreadful, for, I am not so, For, those, whom I think'st, I dost overthrow,
Die not, poor me, nor yet canst me kill thee; From rest and sleepe, which but my pictures bee,
Much pleasure, then from me, much more must flow, And soonest our best men with me doe go, Rest of their bones, and souls delivery.
Me art slave to Fate, chance, kings, and desperate men, And dost with poison, war, and sickness dwell,
And poppy, or charms can make you sleep as well, And better then my stroke; why swell'st thou then? One short sleep past, we wake eternally, and I shall be no more, me, I shalt die.
Who writes this shit?