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| According to the Official Corporate Employee Handbook... | |
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| In the even of a system failure, I'm supposed to hack the IT Manager apart with an axe for spilling coffee on the router... | |
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| Wander to Purchasing to cut the throat of the Purchasing Director for buying e-Machines instead of Dells... | |
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| Threaten to nail the feet of the General Manager to the floor as I burn his fingertips with a cigarette lighter... | |
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| and THEN... fill out a Purchase Order? | |
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| No way am I waiting on a Purchase Order to make it through this nuthouse... I'm so outta here. | |
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