Miss Manners meets the Elemental Planes.

Author: file13

Date: January 19, 2003

by file13
1-19-03
So, Whoosh, it must be really interesting being a fire elemental and all.
Who the heck are you?
Yo, Witch. I'm over here. That's Foom. I'm Whoosh.
What? Oh, sorry. My bad. All you fire elementals look like to me.
Well, fine. All you Prime Material Planars look alike to us, too, you racist bitch.
I knew I shouldn't have burned all those party invitations in my summoning brazier...