The fire that burns for eight crazy nights.

Author: file13

Date: January 25, 2003

by file13
1-25-03
At Sharpton For President Headquarters...
*KNOCK KNOCK*
Huh?
Hello, I'm a fire, sent by those evil rich Jews. Mind if I burn things?
Funny, you don't look Jewish.
Jesse was never this much of a pain in the tuchus. Look, I'll just nosh on the couch and your files, yes?
Okay, but you need to clear out by five. The fire from the Bob Jones University folks already has an appointment then.