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AND NOW, A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT...
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| Hello. I'm a chicken. Let me first thank everyone for selecting turkey as the poultry of choice to eat on Thanksgiving. | |
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| You might want to consider turkey for all your poultry needs in the future, resorting to chicken meat only when the chickens are old, weak, infirmed... | |
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| In fact, why eat chicken at all? I myself have been bathing in a salmonella-infested pond for weeks. Ponder that when you think "free range" automatically means "healthy." | |
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