Lord of the Things (copyright infingement style)

Author: filiaprefect

Date: March 31, 2002

by filiaprefect
3-31-02
One day, in the Shiere....
Frobo, m'lad, that's a perdy ring ya got there!
Ya, erm, about that Gindulf, er, ya, you, uh, can't have it.
And why on Muddle Urth not, ho ho ho!
'Cause, urm, Bolbo gave it to me, yeah, er, I think that was it, yeah.
(to be continued...)
There's some things you ought to know, ho ho ho, about that thar ring, Frobo!
Aw man, someone get this child molester outta here.