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Once upon the time, there was a mystical land called Muddle Urth...
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| What you callin' Muddle fucking URTH bitch? It's Middle Earth it is. Shit, yo! | |
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And what authority does a PIMP have over the omnipresent Narrator?
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| I be SAURON, you dumbass, and I be the cat calling all the shots 'round these parts. | |
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Well, excuse ME, Mr. Sauron, but aren't you evil incarnate?
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| Indeed I am, indeed I am, and what better way to woo them ladies than by being blackest of the black. You know what I'm talkin' bout.... | |
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