Sauron REPRESENTS

Author: filiaprefect

Date: March 31, 2002

by filiaprefect
3-31-02
Well, Sauron, why dost thou protest so much to "Muddle Urth"?
Well you see, Narrator, it's simple, back in the Second Age, or maybe the Third and Half, I can't keep all my dates straight...My mommy said to me, wouldn't it be nice if we changed the name...
Why, what was the name before it was called Middle Earth?
Shit-hole.
Ah.
Doesn't exactly make a tourist-friendly image.