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Author: filiaprefect

Date: April 1, 2002

by filiaprefect
4-01-02
Ling-Lau had a terrible flu that made her unable to study her fiftyseven dialects of Vietamese and take her forty hours of violin lessons.
Damn right you fucking cunt.
It was such a terrible flu it made poor little Ling-Lau become a whore in the Red-Light district.
Sucky-sucky for five dollah!
Ooohhh yeah, that's what Momma's talkin about. Little Asian girls. Sweet succulent....mmm...
But Jesus appeared to Ling-Lau and promised to heal her of her demons if little Ling-Lau amended her ways!
Fuckin' hippie. Why couldn't ya have shown up BEFORE I got herpes?