Lexx-i-rific I

Author: filiaprefect

Date: July 22, 2002

by filiaprefect
7-22-02
Xev Bellringer of B3K wants sex.
I want sex. As soon as possible. Preferably now.
Wow. I didn't know that'd work. Uh...wished it was someone who looked a bit less like Stan though....
Mwaha, it is I, Doctor Who. I have come to help you with your problem.
You mean you'll have sex with me? Well, if we put a paper bag over your head, that'd be great. Do you have a paper bag handy?
That wasn't exactly what I was here for, but hey, it's a plus.