The Trials and Tribulations of Trillian Returns II

Author: filiaprefect

Date: July 23, 2002

by filiaprefect
7-23-02
What was the deal with that narration in part one?!
Eh, must have been a lazy author. So....I've got a paper bag right here, wanna get to it?
EWW! NO! What gave you that idea? And who's Xev? I'm Trillian.
You're not Xev? You look like Xev. And you look like a girl from Diesel Sweeties, but I can't quite place it...
Why do I attract the weirdos? Is it my perfume?
Anyway, that's disappointing. But I'm here for a purpose other than paperbag sex anyway. In the next section, I shall reveal what that is.