The Trials and Tribulations of Trillian Returns IV

Author: filiaprefect

Date: July 23, 2002

by filiaprefect
7-23-02
So you *don't* have anything to tell me?
Actually, yes I do. Don't wipe with Sirius Cybernetics brand toilet paper. You'll get cyber crabs.
Is that it? That's the most important news I've ever heard?
No. But this is. Ford's trying to get into Arthur's pants. You need to help him.
That's makes no sense. Ford was trying to get into *my* pants.
Oh don't be so full of yourself, you bint.