He's Got Soul (Interlude)

Author: filiaprefect

Date: August 26, 2002

by filiaprefect
8-26-02
Meanwhile, in Hell....
Okay, here's the scoop. Your first week of eternal torment is the "transition period". It's a time to kick back and think about why you're here, ya dig?
Yeah, I "dig" buddy. Let's just get this overwith. Eternity's a long time.
No, you're not getting what I'm sayin', dude. The first week's pretty easy. I mean, the mornings are gutwrenching torture, but the afternoons are kinda...
Yeah yeah yeah, okay. What's my first punishment?
You get to watch Season 22 of Doctor Who. It kinda pales in comparison to my favorite punishment, Decapitated Head Bowling, but...
TOM BAKER'S LEFT NOSTREL, NOOOO!