Resident Evil - What were they thinking?

Author: filiaprefect

Date: August 31, 2002

by filiaprefect
8-31-02
One day, in a secret underground laboratory....
Hey I got a really good idea for a biological weapon.
And that entails? Be succinct, please, I'm late for the Nobels. Snappy snappy.
Well, see, heh, what if...heh heh...what if...aw man this is great...what if we made a virus that could turn people into zombies?
Sounds great. Smashing. Just, uh, don't let it get out or anything. That'd be bad publicity.
Heh heh heh. Wtf?
You didn't think that guy was a total shmuck, did you? I'm the security interface program. And eight, apparently.