Resident Evil - What the hell were they thinking?

Author: filiaprefect

Date: August 31, 2002

by filiaprefect
8-31-02
Suddenly, Spence appears....
Who the hell are you?
The sleazebucket love interest.
I'm flattered, but I'm kinda not into that sort of...
Sorry, but there is NO way you are the protagonist of this flick, bub. The audience demands a hero that runs around shooting things in a short skirt.
Actually, I've got one in the back room...
*shudders*