Resident Evil - I promise there will be zombies. Really.

Author: filiaprefect

Date: August 31, 2002

by filiaprefect
8-31-02
Hey Mila, it's me, James Purefoy. But you can call me "Spence". Let's have erotic flashbacks together and allude to the fact that we're married.
Sounds like a plan. But what about the zombies? And the sneaking suspicion that this was entirely your fault?
See, that's irony.
I could smack you right now.
Told ya so.
Shut up.