Three months of tortuous pondering and angsty fanfic await

Author: filiaprefect

Date: September 1, 2002

by filiaprefect
9-01-02
Villains
Sorry, Warren, but meek innocent little Willow, moi, is the Big Bad. Now prepare to get your skin ripped off as all the fangirls weep copiously.
Bitch! Now the fangirls will never know for sure if me and Andrew were doing it.
Two to Go
I luv you Wil, just not in the groping bush whacking sense. Don't make me have to kick your ass.
MaGiC iS fUn. yOu WiLl DiE nOw!
Grave
You don't want to end the world, Willow! Remember that yellow crayon?
And after this commercial for Fixadent, I'm going to be ironic and give Spike his soul.