Oh hello! Ho Ho Ho... here the I-Pod you wanted... wait... where's my cookies?
What?
SANTA NEEDS HIS COOKIES!
But
That tears it! Ya think it's easy bein' a big fat man on a sleigh huh? Well it's not! So f*ck you and your family! You'll be on the f*ckin naughtly list for the rest of your pathetic life!
