FTC X - Take a bite out of crime

Author: flickguy

Date: November 21, 2003

by flickguy
11-21-03
So what would you like for Christmas, little boy?
A belt sander!
So what would you like for Christmas, little girl?
Matches!
This has been a planet-wide service announcement.
What you've just seen was a recreation, but as you can see the REAL Santa is a danger to children everywhere.
If you see "Santa Claus" here on Melgrap, contact the intergalactic authorities immediately.