CC59: The Molden Days

Author: flickguy

Date: September 3, 2001

by flickguy
9-03-01
I quit my job today. I don't think I was moving up fast enough in the company. Is that wrong?
Of course not! Why, when I was your age, I was almost a vice-president in a multi-national company.
"Almost?" Grandpa, you got fired from that job when you were still in the mail room!
True -- but I came this close. The CEO and his wife came to visit us, and I really impressed him with my vim and vigor!
You spilled coffee on him and threw up on his wife's blouse.
I wonder if that's why I wasn't invited to the Christmas party??