Comic Cup 6.2: Newflash

Author: flickguy

Date: November 14, 2001

by flickguy
11-14-01
We interrupt our regular StripCreator programming to bring you this special report. Live from drunken-brawl-torn Absolutistan, here's Barbie WaWa.
We're here with Dan, the brilliant inventor who has created the Pocket Projector. Dan, what exactly does your invention do?
It... uh... projects things. And... uh, it's small. So it fits in your pocket. I think.
You've been so busy lately, with all your donkey sodomizing accessories and other assorted inanities; when did you have time to come up with this idea?
I had the idea when I dodged the draft back in the Vietnam War. I thought, "If I could become a tree, I could be an actor or something." Of course, Kevin Costner beat me to that.
So how about a demonstration of your device? What's so funny?
Nothing. Want a carrot?