Tag Team Comic Cup the First: Femininity

Author: flickguy

Date: November 19, 2001

by flickguy
11-19-01
On an average street in Anytown, USA...
Hello, young attractive female type. You look gloomy. What's wrong?
Oh, Mr. Strange Man whom I don't know, its that time where I get that not-so-fresh feeling.
I bet the leading feminine products just don't work. I know. I've been there.
What on earth am I to do? *insert distressed expression*
Try new Fresh Feeling, the new feminine product with no clinical studies whatsoever! Guaranteed to leave you fresh, or you used it wrong!
Wow, thanks Stranger! I'll rush right home and try it!