CC#105: Biography

Author: flickguy

Date: March 11, 2002

by flickguy
3-11-02
From the moment he was born, Dog-on-ball had a very special skill.
Look, Ma! No hands!
My mother warned me not to have drunken one-night-stands...
Anxious to prove himself, Dog-on-ball ran away and joined a circus, where he was adored by children of all ages.
Mr. Elephant, I'm sorry I stole your gig, but I really need this job.
Who let the dog in?
Sadly, they couldn't teach an old dog-on-ball new tricks.
Look, we taught him to play dead!
I'm not playing, you dolts.