World's Worst Things to Say...

Author: flickguy

Date: July 3, 2002

by flickguy
7-03-02
...to a proctologist
Hey doc, while you're up there, do you think you could find my hamster?
...to a gynocologist
Copperfield made an elephant diappear? Amateur... You should see what *I've* got up there.
...to a urologist
No, I'm just happy to see you.