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While singing in the church the young choirboy does not notice the Crucifix becoming unattached from the wall
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The Crucifix falls and kills the young man taking him to the pearly gates
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| Wow who would have thought that not telling anyone of all those "secret favours" for the Pastor would have gotten me to the pearly gates so fast | |
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| HALT...only those deemed worthy may enter heaven, FIRST you must suck my dick | |
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Doing a terrible job of sucking (surprisingly since he had a lot of pastor experience) he gets sent to hell
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| HALT...only those deemed worthy may enter the gates of hell...BEND OVER | |
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| Man...I wish my parents were Jehovas | |
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