Farmer Finds a New Actor

Author: flipynif1

Date: March 9, 2005

by flipynif1
3-09-05
EXCA-USE ME SIRE WOULD Y'ALL LIKE TO MAKE A MOVIE?
Hmmm what is my role, and what do I get paid?
Y'ALL BE IN A PORNO WITH BESSIE AND I'LL BAKE YA SOME WHTE CHILLIE!
Bessie... alright sounds like a lark.
HEE HAW!
Oh...my GOD! He couldn't have meant..this..beautiful creature...my dreams have come true!! OH BABY!!