Help Desk Analyst 18

Author: flipynif1

Date: March 19, 2005

by flipynif1
3-19-05
The winner of the day so far.
Good morning tech support...
*gruff* MORNING, I was testing out YOUR Internet and downloaded a bunch of viruses, NO PROBLEM. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?
Excuse me? Are you saying that you INTENTIONALLY downloaded viruses thinking that we filter YOUR Internet traffic?!?
NOW LISTEN YOU LITTLE ASSHOLE, I KNOW ALL YOU ISP'S SELL DIFFERENT INTERNETS AND YOURS IS FULL OF VIRUSES JUST LIKE THE REST!
....Sir, The Internet is a worldwide network, ISP's don't have the entire thing at their offices...
YOU FUCKING LIAR!! YOU OWE ME A NEW COMPUTER, I WILL SEE YOU IN COURT!!