Things to do before you die #1

Author: flipynif1

Date: March 21, 2005

by flipynif1
3-21-05
Senior citizens are lonely people...Why don't you read to one
Ok Old Lady, Here's a story that you can rest in peace to...He slowly slid his...
Whoever you are I don't want any...*slams door*
If they seem a little resistant to let you read to them, pretend to be a salesman..
*knock knock* THIS IS PHIL MACRACKIN FROM HOME HARDWARE, HERE TO IMPROVE YOUR LIFE!
GO AWAY!
If that still doesn't work, force your way in, seniors are old and easily overpowered
OK Where was I before I was so RUDELY interrupted...he slowly slid his..