The Secret to the Universe

Author: fluffhead81

Date: March 27, 2003

by fluffhead81
3-27-03
Why do you look so smug?
I know the secret to the universe.
Really? How did you come across that?
Satan came and said he would tell me in exchange for my soul and that milk in the fridge.
That was MY milk!!!
If I had known that chocolate milk was the secret to the universe, I never would have offered my eternal damnation...go figure.