Make sure you have a good excuse in mind.

Author: fluffhead81

Date: November 23, 2003

by fluffhead81
11-23-03
...day in, day out it never changes. Will no one ever park correctly?
hey Hey HEY!!! What are you doing? Thats my car you are ticketing. I was only running an errand for two minutes. I am a busy man.
Sir calm down. It doesnt matter to me that you were gone for 2 or 50 minutes...you parked in a handicapped spot. By the way, where's your pants?
Pants? Nevermind that. Apparantly you do not see the importance in hurridly parking the car. Is there a way we can negotiate?
Sir, if you are refering to the fact that you parked your car not only in a handicapped spot but on a wheelchair-bound old woman, I am not amused.
At least I took the time to cover her smashed with my slacks before I ran inside that liquor store to buy some booze.