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by footwo
1-23-03
Monday
?
You just farted didn't you.
yup.

 

by footwo
1-23-03
You play too many videogames.
pfft. No I dont.
I'm leaving you
Sorry what did you say?

 

by footwo
1-23-03
4pm
AGAIN? F@£K sake...what ya doin? Oh not GTA AGAIN
*engrossed*
4.15PM
HELLO..?? wOW YOU LISTENING TO ME?? i'M BORED
MUST FIND MORE AMMO..AHH THEY GOT THE ARMY OUT...BASTARDS!!!
4.45PM
ok. *WHATEVER*, try and save THIS
ahhh... save point!!

 

by footwo
1-23-03
Wish me luck in my job interview.
Job interview? who's gonna give a job to a student.
!
I get to be the Zerg.
Your right. Screw it lets play Starcraft.

 

by footwo
1-29-03
Hi! I'm the next door neighbour!
So your the one whos mail I've been stealing every morning!!

 

by footwo
1-29-03
Um, so anyway, I just thought I'd introduce myself since we've lived next door to each other for so long and..
NOOOOO! Your after my robot bee!!!
?

 

by footwo
1-29-03
What the hell's going on out here??
Oh hey! um, nothing I was just introducing myself to um, that guy, but then he kinda freaked out and..
Did you touch him?
er, no i just wanted to like, say hi and be all neigbour like but then he...
He doesn't like to be touched.
riiiight. i'm going back inside now.

 

by footwo
1-29-03
Introducing the students
I'm Ross. I play videogames.
I'm Louise. I put up with Ross because I have to.
I'm Simon. I also play videogames. But not as much as Ross. I sometimes leave the flat.
I'm Steve. I do Karate and study English. I also play videogames.
I'm Viren. I'm rich. Although you wouldn't think that by looking at me. I sometimes play videogames.
I'm moving out pretty soon.

 

by footwo
2-17-03
Man what are you staring at?
It's one of those magic eye picture thingies
...
I think I'm blind

 

by footwo
2-17-03
I'm here today to talk about something very important
*chirp*
Too often, people tell me that marajuana is bad, and leads to mental health problems in later life
As you can see after 14 joints this canary is perfectly fucking fine
...damn straight

 

by footwo
2-17-03
You seen Ross lately?
I think he went into the attic to deal with our bug problem
He better get back soon or I'm gonna unpause this deathmatch
Help me god

 

by footwo
2-17-03
It sucks being a lamp..

 

by footwo
2-24-03
Dude, d'you ever think, like, that theres got to be something else out there, I mean how can we be alone in the universe?
Not really.
Dude, d'you ever think, like, that theres got to be something else out there, I mean how can we be alone in the universe?

 

by footwo
2-24-03
OK, I've figured out a way that I can play as many videogames as I want, go to university, and still put enough time into our relationship to keep you happy
Astound me
Well basicly it involves inventing a time machine that allows me to pause time whenever I want to play games, which will in turn leave me with plenty of time for both uni and quality time avec vous
And how exactly do you propose making said invention? given that you know absolutely nothing about quantum physics
Well simple I just...wait what were we talking about?
urge to kill...rising

 

by footwo
2-24-03
So I was all like, yeah, and she was all like 'uh-huh'
word
but then she got all pissy, so i was like 'screw you bitch, stop fronting'
that is whack
Public Service Announcement
Ebonics is not 'cool'
word

 

by footwo
2-24-03
Man i gotta get this java program done before 9am or I'm screwed
Hey I can help you!
Fuck you talking paperclip, this isn't even a microsoft application I'm using!
Too late! now I'm here you can NEVER get rid of me mwaaa haaa haaa!!
ctrl-alt-delete! ctrl-alt-delete!

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