EZ Money. In theory.

Author: forbus

Date: July 17, 2007

by forbus
7-17-07
Say there Jesus, have I got the shared risk product for you. Life Insurance.
You think I need to buy Life Insurance?
Why, we can even cover for any circumstance of early death. We even cover hanging and crucifixion by the State.
So, if I die, you will pay anyone I designate a lump sum payment just after I pass away.
Well, after a four day waiting period and exhumation of your body.
I see.