Poop. On a stick.

Author: foss

Date: November 11, 2002

by foss
11-11-02
Drunk, the two friends compared sexual conquests...
I drilled the bitch like there was no tomorrow. She was fucken' screaming, man!
My woman must've had like, 48FF tits!
As the discussion draws on through the night...
She said she'd never cum that hard before, and didn't think it was possible to have 9 orgasms in a row.
I tried to fit one of them in my mouth, but I thought I was gonna fucken' choke.
And as a result, I'm going to become your stepdad.
You are SO fucking dead.