Giving a push for the mulberry bush

Author: foss

Date: December 13, 2002

by foss
12-13-02
Dear Richard, I'm writing to apologise for putting the dent in your car. I was wrong to be riding my bicycle on the pavement.
I knew I'd been drinking and couldn't retain complete control of the bike, and I will reimburse you the cost of the repair plus 20% for your troubles.
However, I do feel that kidnapping my son in retaliation was a bit over the top. Return him at once or I'll blow up your fucking house.

Yours Sincerely,
David