Simian Says: Stupid is as Stupid Does

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: June 10, 2009

My sister's so stupid. I put a weeks worth of boogers I've been saving in her cereal and she ate it.
Where are you going?
To burn all the Darwin literature I can find.
Why?
I don't want anyone thinking that my children could ever grow up to be like you.