Simian Says: Facebook Me

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: June 10, 2009

I just started a new Facebook account.
You've got to be careful. There are a lot of perverts on the net.
No worries. I've been chattin' with a hot 14 year old chick who wants to hook up.
What's her name?
She goes by daisydukes_391.
Holy crap! You're feelinglucky_624?!?