Simian Says: Typos

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: June 10, 2009

What the hell man? How could you try and seduce me on Facebook?
Look, I didn't know I was corresponding with you.
You made yourself out to sound like a chick. You even asked me if I was into "breast titty."
Let's just say I was typing with one hand and misspelled beastiality.