Simian Say: The Final Frontier

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: June 11, 2009

Hey where are you going?
I feel so bad about trying to seduce you on Facebook that I'm leaving Earth.
You're my best friend. You can't just leave me. Where would you go?
I'm going to find a planet where my kind can inhabit it and enslave humans like they do us here on Earth.
Damn dirty ape!
I'm a monkey moron!