Simian Says: In Space No One Can Hear You Implode

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: June 11, 2009

Ha, sucker! I stowed away on your rocket!
What are doing? You can't be here!
Why? Because I'm going to ruin your plans for total world monkey domination?
No, because you're not wearing an air suit.
That's going to leave a stain.