Simian Says: Nun-sense

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: June 17, 2009

Wait... What? You're a nun?
Yep. I got tired of living a life full of drinking and reckless sex and gave my life over to the church last week.
You couldn't wait one more week to meet me first and have one last fling?
No. I'm sorry. My heart belongs to God now.
And unfortunately for me I bet your "holiest of holies" belongs to him too.