Simian Says: Intervention

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: June 17, 2009

Look, we really need to talk about your problem with sex.
What problem? I've got no problem!
If you go to see someone about it, I promise not to tell the cops you were messing with my 12 year old brother in his boxers.
So padre, are you the facilitator of this Sex Addicts/Sexual Offender group?
Oh heavens no! I've been a group member since 93. Do you need a sponsor?