Simian Says: House Call

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: June 18, 2009

Hey monkey man! Come out and play! I've got a special banana for you to play with.
How the hell did he find out where I was staying?
If I just stay perfectly quiet and make no noise, maybe he'll think no one's home and go away...
HEY! MONKEY, YOU'RE BACK! I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONE FOREVER AND NOW YOU'RE HERE, RIGHT AT MY FRONT DOOR!
I heard that monkey man!