Simian Says: Get Your Protein

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: June 19, 2009

THAT'S IT! I'VE HAD ENOUGH! Get your perverted monkey ass out of my house and never speak to my brother again!
Jeez Tia. Once you've gotten your panties out of a bunch, could I have them as a reminder of our time together?
GET OUT!!!
Fine. Whatever!
And to think, I almost DIDN'T whack off into her milkshake she left in the fridge.
Why does my milkshake taste like sweaty ass?