Simian Says: House Guest Rules

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: June 19, 2009

So little monkey, my daughter tells me you need a place to stay for a while.
Yes ma'am.
I hope you won't mind sleeping at the end of my bed. It's the only place available at the moment.
As long as you won't mind me licking your crack while I ejaculate each night.
What?
I said as long as you won't mind me hitting the sack at a quarter till eight each night.