Simian Says: What's for Dinner?

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: June 22, 2009

So you like to help around the kitchen ...
That's not what I meant when I was talking about tossing salads.
Doesn't matter. You need to do something around the house and it might as well be to fix dinner.
Look lady, I really don't know how to cook and to be honest, I'm not really motivated to do anything.
You did want to sleep at the end of my bed tonight, right?
Would you like that to be a three course or five course meal?