Simian Says: Trapped in the Closet

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: June 22, 2009

So where am I and why is it so dark?
You're in the closet with us, the rest of the mistress' sex toys.
What are you, a bunch of talking vibrators?
No, actually we are a lot like you.
What do you mean "a lot like me?"
Hey! Which ever one of you jerks is standing on my crotch will have to come down here and kiss it to make it feel better!